I was raised in the jungle,went to the beach, got suckd down by a whirl pool, then raped by wild sea monkeys. they taught me to read and count, i now live in antarctica with my pet kangaroo, his names carl, I hope to open a animal hospital for blind parrots, mentally disturbed flamingos, and wounded platypyses. in my spare time i like to help hermit crabs make it back to sea...



a gigantic polar bear kicked me strait on my ass and maid me fly to florida, i lost all my dreams of helping animals, got a car and a job as a doctor. i worked there for several years under the name of Sally Joebobba Number Five. Then one day, i was leaving work and i noticed my car was being stolen, i followed it for several bllocks until i caught up to it at a red light. there were three babies in it and they were smoking cigars, and i said, "hey, you stole my car"

They said,"oh, its ok, you can get n. where ya goin?"

"home please" i said. so they took me to my house(the box under your porch). i got out and they drove away. Then later i started thinking-Momma's got the magic that keeps us together, Mommas got the magic of clorox blech, and then i picked up skating and helped animals and all was right in the world



P.S. Dont leave your car doors unlocked, someone(babies) might steal your car.



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